
In the words of popular highlife musician, Flavour “To be a man is not a day’s job”
And with being a man comes a few struggles, struggles that ladies sometimes cannot understand. Here are some of the struggle.
1. Morning woods
Do you wake up to morning woods that you cannot comprehend? Then, you’ll understand that this is not how you want your mornings to begin really. So it’s like “Good Morning Frank” and “Good Morning Frank’s morning wood”
2. Masculinity
Some traits are “associated with being manly” and so when a man cannot do things like this, he’s regarded as either a weaker man or a woman in most cases. Masculinity is so fragile that men cannot cry sometimes at scenes at the movie because it’s out of place.
3. Balls Stuck To Leg
Do your balls ever get stuck to your leg? Ever? Like they get sweaty and stick to your inner thighs
4. Involuntary Boners
This poo is actually very annoying because they’re involuntary and always happen in the most awkward of places. You’re standing at church for ministration and next thing, your big man downstairs decides to be such a dick literally.
5. Hair Problems
According to a research, I found online, male body hair grows faster than women as a result of the testosterone so that implies shaving everywhere. Shaving the body hair, cutting your hair because you don’t want an email from the HR, shaving your beard because some people have started talking at the office.
6. joystick gets caught in the zipper
Countless number of times, this has happened to me.
Has your joystick ever gotten caught in the zipper of your denim? Let’s not even talk about this one
7. Prickly feeling after shaving your balls
Having to shave your balls and few minutes later, you’re itching all over. That prickly feeling down there won’t go away
8. Sitting on your testicles If you have big balls, pretty sure you go through this all the damn time.
9. Missing the toilet bowl
SOURCE: omgvoice
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